Ⅰ 有一個電影是一個男的教一個女的學吹簫，用核桃和冰淇淋代替蛋蛋，是什麼電影。
鴨王2.2016
2016(香港)/何浩文/林子善/文凱玲/鍾采羲/梁焯滿/林莉嫻/何華超/梁敏儀/陳依娜/姜國民
Ⅱ 死侍口頭禪
賤賤：（望向觀眾）Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?
{我到底舔了誰的蛋蛋才換來一部我自己主演的電影？}
Whose balls did I have to fondle ？I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine".
{誰的蛋蛋？我不能告訴你，但是他的名字跟Pulverine挺押韻的（指Wolverine 金剛狼）}
He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under!
{ 他下面那澳洲蛋蛋還挺帥的（真人版金剛狼由澳大利亞演員「狼叔」修·傑克曼扮演；休傑克曼在電影《43》里扮演了一個脖子上長了兩顆蛋蛋的搞笑角色）；
（Down under 在英語裡面通常用來指澳洲 在這里是雙關 還指「下面）}
賤賤：Rough childhood? （悲慘的童年？）
女主： Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.（比你慘.我還沒出生我爸就跑了）
賤賤： Daddy left before I was conceived.（我媽懷我之前我爸就跑了）
女主： Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? （有人在你身上燙過煙花么?）
賤賤：Where else do you put one out?（要不然還能在哪?）
女主： I was molested. （我被性侵過）
賤賤： Me, too. Uncle.（我也是，被叔叔）
女主： Uncles. They took turns. （我被叔叔們輪流性侵）
賤賤： I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet which also happens to be my…（我被鎖在壁櫥里透過鎖眼看我自己的生日聚會 而且那壁櫥正好是...）
女主：Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.（你在卧室 挺好了 我生日那天睡的洗碗機）
賤賤：You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball kegs, brownie mix and clown porn.(你還有個洗碗機.我都沒睡過覺.我全天候戴球嘴枷 被雞奸 做小丑色情表演)
女主：Who would do such a thing?（誰會對你做那種事？）
賤賤：Hopefully, you. Later tonight?（希望能是你.晚上見？）